Fun Batons

I'm continually amazed by the fantastic things the humans throw away on a daily basis. In their litterbox room they have a round bin with a lid on it into which they sometimes put little sticks with cotton on the ends. I call these "fun batons". They're the perfect shape for picking up and carrying around in your teeth, and they're great for pulling apart. I especially like pushing them under the carpet where I can exercise my hunting abilities by digging and reaching for them. I really don't understand why they get rid of these. Don't they see how great they are?

I fear that that last sentence might have made me sound like Gypsy and her earlier maniacal ravings about foil balls. Note that am keenly aware of the difference between a fun baton and a foil ball: one is a fantastic plaything, while the other is garbage.